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Post by Hometown9 on Apr 27, 2002 23:41:03 GMT -5
Sorry. Double post. See better version below.
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Post by Hometown9 on Apr 27, 2002 23:43:22 GMT -5
MAX: You know, some guys are willing to rearrange their priorities when they find a girl who moves their furniture. In fact, some guys are even looking for it. (Logan looks at her and she swallows) MAX: Or so I've heard. (C.R.E.A.M.)
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Post by Hometown9 on Apr 29, 2002 5:38:01 GMT -5
LOGAN: Eight hours to be with the girl of my dreams, and I'm at the dentist's office. (Borrowed Time)
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Post by stagelight311 on Apr 29, 2002 8:40:10 GMT -5
OC: Damn girl. What's in those pills? MAX: Spinach. ~Flushed
ZACK: You shouldn't leave the window open if you don't want visitors. LOGAN: So I've heard. ~BBWW
JONAS: If you're hanging around with my nephew, here, you're probably one of those free-thinking liberals who thinks I'm talking out of my ass. MAX: Only if you wear your hat on your ass. ~Art Attack
MAX: I parallel process and multitask like there's no tomorrow. ~SiL
MAX: Worry accomplishes nothing, but it's nice to know you think of me as more than just your own personal cat burglar. ~SiL
LOGAN: I thought something might have gone sideways. MAX: Something did go sideways...Diamond. LOGAN: Original Cindy's new old former on again girlfriend?" MAX: Yeah, and BIG SURPRISE, she's trouble. ~SiL
LOGAN: Here's the CEO. His name is... MAX: ...Satan. We've met. LOGAN: You did have a busy night. ~SiL
PHIL: This is where it all starts, you know. Pretty soon the streets are a river of garbage, all the windows are broken, obscene grafitti's everywhere, so why shouldn't the girl sell her body in an alley to buy drugs?! ~IAIAAC
PHIL: I can see your future. MAX: Then you've already seen me turn and walk away, cuz you're a whack job. ~IAIAAC
MAX: Ya sure? PHIL: Absolutely. MAX: That's what you said last time! PHIL: Nooo, I said I was positive. ~IAIAAC
MAX: Only a bored, rich, liberal white guy would piss away a fortune just to prove he wasn't a bored, rich, liberal white guy. ~IAIAAC
LOGAN: You shot me! LYDECKER: I told you to duck. ~DT
RAFER: That's a... MAX: Battery operated, voice activated, fully articulated animatronic head! Realistic, isn't it? ~Boo
SKETCHY: You bellowed, your original-ness? ~SAR
WHITE'S CRONIE PERSON: Ah, sarcasm. Very good, sir. ~HL
MAX: Hey, Doc. Where's your body condom? ~HL
NORMAL: She's sick again? ORIGINAL CINDY: Up all night. Couldn't get 'er outta that bathroom. I think it's cholera. alec: Or dyptheria. NORMAL: *sarcasm* Or maybe it's the Bubonic plague. alec: Oh yeah, that's goin' around. ~HL
MAX: I watch, I learn, I steal sodas. ~Exposure
Wow...I got a little carried away...sorry for the length, guys.
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Post by Hometown9 on Apr 30, 2002 1:52:48 GMT -5
MAX: You won't leave?
LOGAN: I'm not going anywhere.
Flushed
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Post by Scirta on May 1, 2002 10:11:37 GMT -5
"HERRERO’S VOICE: The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil... LOGAN: ...is for good men to do nothing." CREAM
Max: "You can get more than you bargain for when you go looking for where the bodies are buried. Even when they're not buried after all." Haven
Logan in Haven - "Ah, the ghost makes sense. So, what, now you're avenging restless spirits?"
"It's good to know that when the superhero's otherwise occupied, the sidekick's ready to step in." Max in Haven
My favorite: "They say you can't raise the dead. But sometimes, if you're prepared to go through a little bit of hell, maybe you can." Max in Haven
You can see I've been watching Haven, can't you ? Max and Logan in Haven
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Post by Hometown9 on May 2, 2002 4:15:36 GMT -5
SALLY: I can take anything you dish out.
MAX: Yeah? You ever had a swirlie?
Boo
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Post by Hometown9 on May 3, 2002 6:41:05 GMT -5
MAX: You could always ditch it all and go on the lam with me. Great way to visit exotic places meet new people.
BBWW
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Post by Scribbled_Musings on May 4, 2002 21:34:16 GMT -5
Max to White: "Fe'nos tol, bitch." (Freak Nation)
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Post by Hometown9 on May 5, 2002 5:44:41 GMT -5
Aww Scribbled, please include that biff to the nose that Max gave White to punctuate the phrase. It made it ALL worthwhile.
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Post by Hometown9 on May 10, 2002 23:09:46 GMT -5
Max to Bruno: "Pathetic. Come on, you're not even trying." ~ Pilot
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Post by Hometown9 on May 13, 2002 4:26:31 GMT -5
LOGAN: Maybe I oughta do an Eyes Only hack, huh? I mean, this is a big news day. ~ Hello, Goodbye
(on account of DA's renewal and us getting S3 ;D)
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Post by DarkAngelMaxX5-452 on Jun 1, 2002 16:46:00 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Max:[/glow] Kendra, this is a motorcycle. It's sole reason for being is to go fast, very fast. Not for you to use as a clothesline. Now make no mistake, I love you as a friend and a roommate, but I love my motorcycle more. Stay away from the bike okay?
[glow=red,2,300]Max:[/glow] Oh please, tell me you're not one of those people -- because a rain drop feel in the ocean 10,000 years ago and a butterfly farted in India, you and I are sitting here right now enjoying a cup of coffee that tastes like goat piss. [glow=red,2,300]Sam:[/glow] Anythings possible. [glow=red,2,300]Max:[/glow] Unravel this mystery grasshopper. What's the sound of one hand hitting you upside your head, hmmm?
[glow=red,2,300]Sidney Croal:[/glow] Pain in the joints and limbs? [glow=red,2,300]TMax:[/glow]No, but I'm beginning to notice a very acute pain in my ass.
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Post by Aerie on Jun 1, 2002 21:08:12 GMT -5
Max and Logan are in the Aztek, driving through a town. They drive past a building with a clock that shows the time at 12:05.
MAX: "Twelve-O-Five."
LOGAN: "June First, two-thousand and nine, time the pulse hit."
Episode 1.15. HAVEN
GUYS!!! We are missing the anniversary.
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Post by Star on Jun 1, 2002 21:15:02 GMT -5
OOPS - Its on the news banner now!
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