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Post by AngelZ on Jun 16, 2011 22:42:15 GMT -5
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Post by dzero on Aug 4, 2011 22:33:59 GMT -5
Obama Turns 50 Despite Republican Opposition AUGUST 4, 2011 | ISSUE 47•31 WASHINGTON—After months of heated negotiations and failed attempts to achieve any kind of consensus, President Obama turned 50 years old Thursday, drawing strong criticism from Republicans in Congress. "With the host of problems this country is currently facing, the fact that our president is devoting time to the human process of aging is an affront to Americans everywhere," said Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, who advocated a provision to keep Obama 49 at least through the fall of 2013. "To move forward unilaterally and simply begin the next year of his life without bipartisan support—is that any way to lead a country?" According to White House officials, Obama attempted to work with Republicans right up until the Aug. 4 deadline, but was ultimately left with no choice except to turn a year older. www.theonion.com/articles/obama-turns-50-despite-republican-opposition,21061/
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Post by spikeloud on Aug 5, 2011 13:52:58 GMT -5
love that last one dzero!!
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Post by AngelZ on Aug 7, 2011 21:02:06 GMT -5
;D LOL!
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Post by Aerie on Nov 9, 2011 19:11:31 GMT -5
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Post by AngelZ on Nov 10, 2011 17:37:18 GMT -5
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Post by dzero on Nov 11, 2011 18:21:57 GMT -5
That Bob Dylan cover is pretty spot on ;D
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Post by dzero on Jan 7, 2012 19:37:50 GMT -5
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Post by dzero on Mar 31, 2012 12:11:44 GMT -5
From twitter
"Did you know it's impossible to say "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian?"
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Post by AngelZ on Apr 11, 2012 19:23:56 GMT -5
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Post by dutch on Jun 9, 2012 16:38:42 GMT -5
Great Female joke.
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle aged man entered.He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.
The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As men will.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, 'I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00...on one condition.'
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.
The man replied, 'You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.'
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address.
She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said: . . . 'Clean my house.'
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Post by AngelZ on Jun 11, 2012 20:33:16 GMT -5
;D
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Post by dzero on Aug 2, 2012 21:44:01 GMT -5
"Stick to the basics, be wary of novelties" = my fortune cookie from lunch today
somebody at that fortune cookie factory really loves irony or is oblivious to it
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Post by dzero on Sept 27, 2013 13:23:02 GMT -5
quote of truth
If you are dating someone who doesn't like Star Wars puns, you are looking for love in Alderaan places.
;D ;D ;D
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Post by dutch on Sept 28, 2013 17:07:25 GMT -5
quote of truth If you are dating someone who doesn't like Star Wars puns, you are looking for love in Alderaan places. ;D ;D ;D LOL
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