Favourite Season 1 Quotes

[englishrose]

MAX: The bitch is back. (Flushed)

[Woody]

englishrose said:

Max: Girls kick ass. Says so on the t-shirt (Flushed)

Pardon me, Max says it 2 Logan in the pilot epi! It´s the scene in wich Max is stopped by Logan!

hf Woody 8)

[Aerie]

Oh no! Now we have to go to Kyre's excellent site to read transcripts.

I hate when that happens because I stay there too long to read.

darkangelkyre.8m.net/

[Woody]

aerie said:

Oh no! Now we have to go to Kyre's excellent site to read transcripts.

I hate when that happens because I stay there too long to read.

darkangelkyre.8m.net/

I did it, Aerie!

quote from the pilot transcript:

MAX: You lost me.

LOGAN: Now, come on, Max. First I watch you take out a 250-pound ex-cop bodyguard without breaking a sweat...

>>> MAX: Girls kick ass. Says so on the T-shirt. <<<

LOGAN: Then I watch you dive headfirst out a window like you’re Rocky the Flying Squirrel. (Shows Max a bottle of pills) Then I found these in your apartment.

MAX: You went through my stuff.

It´s Max 2nd visit in Logans Apartment.

hf Woody 8)

ps damn, reading the script was not a good idea! Missing DA now more then before...*gosh!*

[englishrose]

(The terrorists take Logan up to the roof. Max follows. She grabs a rope lying nearby, anchors it to the building, and ties it around her waist. As the terorrists throw Logan off the roof, Max jumps off too, and she grabs Logan in midair. The two reach the end of the rope and swing toward a hotel room window. The terrorists shoot the rope and break it, but not before Max and Logan crash through the window and land on a bed.)

MAX (at same time as Logan): You all right?

LOGAN (at same time as Max): You okay?

MAX: What are you doing here?

LOGAN: I was going to ask you the same question. I went to a lot of trouble to get you released.

MAX: What were you thinking, exchanging yourself for us?!

LOGAN: You should be thanking me.

MAX: Thanking you? (At same time as Logan) You’d be thrown off the roof if it wasn’t for me!

LOGAN (at same time as Max): You’d be with those morons if it wasn’t for me!

MAX: Forget it.

LOGAN: Never mind.

(Max starts to get up, but Logan’s hand is on the rope and she’s pulled back down.)

MAX (at same time as Logan): I should go save the kid.

LOGAN (at same time as Max): Just go save the kid.

(Max removes the rope from her waist and leaves the room.)



(Prodigy)

[englishrose]

ORIGINAL CINDY: Hi there. We just got off work.

MAX: Dancing over at the Cherry Bomb.

ORIGINAL CINDY: Big tip night.

MAX: And this guy told us this would be a really great place to have some fun.

ORIGINAL CINDY: Get our drink on.

MAX: And playing that game with the ball that spins. I forgot what it’s called.

(C.R.E.A.M)

[englishrose]

LOGAN: Okay...so, uh, that’s uh, four games to you?

MAX: Five.

LOGAN: Right, five. Isn’t it against the superhero code to use your powers to take advantage of we mere mortals?

MAX: Yeah, and I’m not done taking advantage, either. There’s a stunt contest at Crash tonight. Thinking about pulling a Linda Blair...riding my bike up on the ceiling or something. Wanna come?

LOGAN: No, thanks.

MAX: Oh, I forgot. No fun for Logan Cale. World coming to an end. (Puts on her jacket) Fight the power. Protect the downtrodden. Blah blah, woof woof. See ya.

(BLAH BLAH WOOF WOOF)

[englishrose]

Blah Blah Woof Woof

MAX: Dance with me.

LOGAN: I can’t.

MAX: Sure you can. Mind over matter.

LOGAN: See, my problem is I can’t walk.

MAX: I’m not asking you to walk. Just dance.

[englishrose]

RAFE: You girls gamble much?

ORIGINAL CINDY: Last week this one bet she could shoot her thong the farthest and won fifty bucks.

RAFE: Have fun, ladies. (Leaves.)

From C.R.E.A.M

[maria656]

Season 1 had a lot of good lines but my all time fave:

From FLushed:

LOGAN: I always knew that underneath that bioengineered, military-issue armor plating, there was a beating heart.

MAX: Let’s not go overboard here. I’m not signing up to join the Logan Cale Brigade for the Defense of Widows, Small Children, and Lost Animals.

LOGAN: You could be field commander.

MAX: I think not...

[maria656]

runner up

from Shorties in Love [not my favorite ep, but it had some moments]

MAX: Worry accomplishes nothing. But it’s nice to know that you think of me as more than your own private cat burglar.

LOGAN (nudging her): Way more.

MAX (smiling): Can I take that to mean that my name shows up now and then in those little poems of yours?

LOGAN: Without stipulating into an admission that I do, in fact, write poetry...maybe.

MAX: Maybe, huh?

LOGAN: Mmm.

MAX: I can live off of that for a couple of days.
...

MAX: Since when did Logan Cale, man of letters, speaker of truth, let the Fred Flintstones of this world get under his skin?
...

MAX (voiceover): “Forever eyes. Dark. Somebody’s angel.” Whatever. But I never had anybody write a poem about me before. So whoever’s out there looking to put me in a cage or straight kill me, even if they succeed, they’ve already failed...because of this.

[englishrose]

from art attack

MAX: So about the dress…

LOGAN (at the same time): So about Daphne…

MAX: You first.

LOGAN: She dumped me, out of the blue…and I guess I didn’t want you to know. The thing is, she never gave me a reason. Maybe that’s why I spent the whole night talking to her. To find out why.

MAX: Did you find out?

LOGAN: Not really. Though I gotta say the way she was hanging with Original Cindy…that might be a clue.

MAX: It’s a large life.

LOGAN (smiling): Yes. It is.

MAX: So about the dress…I knew you were all bent out of shape about going to this thing, and I didn’t want you to have to worry about having a date that didn’t fit in.

LOGAN: I wouldn’t want you to fit in with that crowd.

MAX: Anyway…still, I’m returning it.

LOGAN: Don’t do that. I want you to keep it.

MAX: Logan Cale, protector of all that is good and true, advocating larceny?

LOGAN: No. I’ll call the store and have them charge it to me.

MAX: Forget it. It’s a waste of money.

LOGAN: No, it’s not. You look beautiful in it. In fact, you were the most beautiful woman there.

(Max smiles.)

LOGAN: And you’re absolutely right about Aunt Margo. I’m gonna get in her face about that locket. After all, it was my mom’s.

(Max hands him the locket.)

LOGAN: How did you--

MAX: Genetically engineered pickpocket.

LOGAN: Thank you.

MAX: Cinderella better get home.

(Max stands up and heads for the door.)

LOGAN: Don’t make any plans for Easter. You don’t want to miss Uncle Jonas in his giant bunny outfit.

[maria656]

from Flushed-

ORIGINAL CINDY: You like her, don’t you?

LOGAN: Who?

ORIGINAL CINDY: Max.

LOGAN: She’s a good girl.

~~~~~
BLING: They’ve got Max’s photo in the records.

LOGAN: Yeah, she’s one girl who can’t afford to be photographed.

BLING: Got a thing for this girl, don’t you?

LOGAN: Why does everybody keep saying that?
~~~~~
ORIGINAL CINDY: Don’t think I don’t know how to use this. Anybody look twice, you’re the queen of the Rose Parade--just smile and wave. Get in.

~~~~~
MAX: How do you put this stuff together, Logan? The father runs a dairy farm. The mom’s a local schoolteacher. They’ve always wanted kids, and to top it all off...she gets her own room.

LOGAN: And a pony.

MAX: Forget Maria. I’m living with these people.

~~~~~
and the best:

LOGAN: I always knew that underneath that bioengineered, military-issue armor plating, there was a beating heart.

MAX: Let’s not go overboard here. I’m not signing up to join the Logan Cale Brigade for the Defense of Widows, Small Children, and Lost Animals.

LOGAN: You could be field commander.

MAX: I think not.
*****
I also like the part when she says Are you going to feed me or just sit there?, not that its funny or means anything, but that she just tosses it out there, instead of panicking that she mentioned sitting to a person in a wheelchair. To me it shows she accepts him and the chair is a non-issue to her.

[Babyangel86]

popular one i'm sure.... "this isnt manticore... its me."