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Post by ML Fan on Oct 15, 2006 23:02:33 GMT -5
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Post by ML Fan on Nov 3, 2006 0:07:37 GMT -5
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Post by dzero on Nov 10, 2006 23:24:13 GMT -5
ok, not really news but this story has been posted on the internet and it is without a doubt the strangest thing ever written about JA. www.actiontrip.com/rei/comments_news.phtml?id=111006_1 Imagine that you were a bug; a bug that could fully comprehend female beauty. Say that for the sake of the argument, you only took the physical form of a bug, but were really a full-blooded male in every other respect. And so you are milling around on this rather comfy couch, chilling in a really great apartment. You listen to the mellow vibes of good jazz on the state-of-the-art music system. The fireplace is keeping the subtly lit room warm as snow is falling outside. The city lights are bright; you are obviously in a penthouse. The doorbell rings. A good looking guy wearing expensive cologne, the scent of which is only offset by the sweet smell of red wine and strawberries on the table, opens the door. Jessica Alba walks in. She is relaxed and she takes off her incredibly soft mink coat, revealing a dazzling black outfit underneath. She takes off her shoes and starts dancing on the thick white rug in front of the fireplace. Now remember, you are a bug. The guy is getting in the mood as Jessica swings her hips to the smooth sounds, stripping her black dress slowly with her delicate fingers. This is like art only it makes you tingle inside. Jazz fills the space, the snow is still falling. You are a bug, and by God you're getting in the mood as well. Jessica picks up the red wine from the table; with your sharp bug eyes, you see a tiny drop of wine going down the corners of her perfect mouth, down her chin and onto her warm bosom. The guy doesn't notice such details, but he's fixated on her incredible thighs. Like a siren, she dims the thoughts, sounds and smells in the room. This is what happens when a star dies. Jessica and the guy start dancing; she puts one strawberry in her mouth. Her lips touch the texture of the strawberries as she holds it out with her tongue. A wry smile is breaking out in the corners of her lips. Every bit of her is radiating lust. Your little bug mind is going fricking insane. The flow is perfect and the guy takes the initiative. He grabs Jessica and throws her on the couch. She giggles a little and straightens her right leg in the air. She smiles seductively caressing the expensive satin pillow with her left hand. And you? The last thing you ever saw was Jessica Alba's ass closing in on your frail bug body. "God, that's beautiful," you uttered as her soft skin crushed your skull, slowly exerting pressure on every single nerve in your body until you died. That's life, baby. That's life.
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Post by ML Fan on Nov 11, 2006 2:41:55 GMT -5
Jessica Alba is mentioned very briefly in a USA Weekend Magazine interview. How does Jessica Alba differ as a co-star? Alba likes to beat me up on set. I think she must punch, pinch, slap, flick or bite me after each take.Here's the link to the entire interview, www.usaweekend.com/06_issues/061008/061008dane_cook.html
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Post by dzero on Nov 16, 2006 21:07:44 GMT -5
www.accesshollywood.com/news/ah2625.shtmlAccess Hollywood Jessica Alba Voted Favorite Substitute Teacher by Eric Anderson LOS ANGELES (November 15, 2006) -- She's dove "Into the Blue." She's lived in "Sin City" and even showed off her "Fantastic" super powers. But is Jessica Alba ready to try her hand at… substitute teaching? If the educators of America have anything to say about it, Miss Alba will soon be heading back to school. In a recent poll conducted by the National Education Association, Jessica was voted the celebrity people would most like to see substitute teach for a day. Jessica finished with 46 percent of the vote, followed by Oprah Winfrey (23 percent), Angelina Jolie (14 percent), Will Smith (12 percent) and tennis star Andre Agassi (4 percent). The online poll surveyed more than 5,000 particpants nationwide and was issued as part of NEA's Substitute Educator Day. Access Hollywoodcaught up with Jessica during a visit to the set of her new film, "Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer," to get her reaction to the poll results. "I'm available. That's amazing. Why do they want me to be their substitute teacher?" she laughed. "That's cool. There'd be lots of discussions if I was a substitute teacher. Lots of debating going on." Jessica recently wrapped producing on "Good Luck Chuck" alongside Dane Cook. "Just as actress Jessica Alba toiled long and hard before achieving stardom, substitute educators labor tirelessly -- and often in relative anonymity -- to provide every child with a quality public education," NEA president Reg Weaver told Access Hollywood. LOL at JA wondering why she won ;D
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Post by ML Fan on Nov 20, 2006 11:04:56 GMT -5
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Post by ML Fan on Dec 5, 2006 13:03:41 GMT -5
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Post by ML Fan on Dec 7, 2006 11:29:38 GMT -5
Jessica Alba and Hilary and Haylie Duff have agreed to headline a New Year's Eve bash at the Setai in South Beach for free, a rep assures us. "They are very good friends with David Grutman, Michael Satsky and Tommy Alastra, who are throwing the party and were all going to be in Miami anyway," the rep said. Here's the link, www.nypost.com/seven/12072006/gossip/pagesix/labor_of_love_pagesix_.htm
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Post by dzero on Dec 12, 2006 12:38:22 GMT -5
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Post by ML Fan on Dec 12, 2006 12:53:59 GMT -5
I think that Jessica Alba fans are a lucky group of fans in that we get to see a lot of interviews and pictures during the year and I try to keep in mind that many people who are fans of other actors or actresses have to wait weeks or months or even years for new interviews and or pictures.
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Post by Aerie on Dec 12, 2006 16:28:49 GMT -5
Those guys are so funny and I hear them mention Jessica more than any other celebrity. (Not counting "The Spears" lately)They are so jealous of Cash. ;D Now I'm off to look for the pic of Kevin & Bean with Jessica. The guys were so proud when they saw her at some function and they saw their photo, with her, on WireImage.
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Post by dutch on Dec 16, 2006 0:27:31 GMT -5
Heres an article that is about TV love affairs that shoulda, coulda but never really got there for what ever reason. DA gets two mentions. Don't be upset with the 1st one ladies remember it's a guy who wrote it Here
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Post by dzero on Dec 16, 2006 0:57:31 GMT -5
Don't be upset with the 1st one ladies remember it's a guy who wrote it So you wouldn't want to see MW in that movie? Who you kidding .
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Post by dutch on Dec 16, 2006 2:16:34 GMT -5
Don't be upset with the 1st one ladies remember it's a guy who wrote it So you wouldn't want to see MW in that movie? Who you kidding . Because he doesn't remember Michael's Weatherly's name thats why this might upset us. ['Dark Angel's' Jessica Alba and the other guy (who cares what his name was)." ]
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Post by ML Fan on Dec 16, 2006 10:01:04 GMT -5
I think that the DA Season 2 writers and many fanfic writers and this critic have forgotten how important Michael Weatherly/Logan Cale was to the success of Season 1 and that without that success there would've been no Season 2 or Season 2 characters. I thought that Jessica/Max was generally expected to carry DA on her own.
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